I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty shit at writing these things so... yeah. This is my blog which is pretty much my escape so it has everything I love on it and sometimes I make text posts about my mundane life. I warned you that I was bad at writing these... My ask is always open so ask me whatever you want.

a-trail-for-the-devil-to-erase:

methlabrador:

hotbabysitter:

What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.

fuck kind of bus do you ride

A Dublin Bus probably

hotstriderbutt:

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

r u kidding me

“For me, ‘Dog Days’ symbolizes apocalyptic euphoria, chaotic freedom and running really, really fast with your eyes closed”

Argument I heard on the bus  

• Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

slightlysalty:

Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?

thatdamnedamerican:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

stanley-darsh:

i want to:

• wear and have your clothes
• couple cosplay with you
• go to the beach with you
• cuddle with you
• give you little kissies
• hug you
• have lil date nights and days with you
• have ice cream together UuU

mamamantis:

so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously

kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping